PAX SUDANICA

Beware of
the Klepto-Philarchs Who can maliciously Rig the elections 2010 A post-modern guide for deciphering the riddle Of the whimsicalSudanese Oil-Sultans

Al-Harith Idriss Al-Harith

This is a taxonomy of the ‘Inghaz’ regime’s evil characteristics, whose Gurus have recently set to shore up their all-time shattered and doomed regime; including rigging of the forthcoming elections (see leaked NCP election strategy).

Please be an active promoter and ardent stake-holder of the 3rd forth -coming Sudanese democracy or civic Intifadah:

1. Unrivalled Peace-sceptics Mavericks
2. War-hardened Mendicant Plutocrats
3. Wicked ‘nouveau riche’ Kleptocra s
4. Horrendous Funky-Business Pocket-alists
5. God-damned Money launderers
6. Sudan’s unity vengeful ill-wishers
7. Rigorous Divide-and-Rule Operators
8. Ignominious post-modern Dogmatist-s
9. Vulgarly Media savvy literalists
10. Very Parochial Semanticists
11. Infatuated Anglo-phobiac-s
12. Bloody Cinophile mandarin
13. Extremely Zealot Anarchists
14. Severely demoralized Megalomaniacs
15. Stubborn sanctimonious Totalitarians
16. Weird- bullying felonious Hordes
17. Peevish ‘Procrustean’ Marauders
18. Devilishly obdurate Torturers
19. Islam Profane de-Consecration-ists
20. Whimsical dictatorial Philarchs
21. Die-hard women’s rights Abolitionists
22. Hard-nosed Rhetorical Jingoists
23. Astute pleasure-seekers ‘Bunbury’-ists
24. Reactionary Self-proclaimed Reformists
25. Simplistic legal Fetishists
26. Gangawids’ ruthless Conquistador-ists
27. Dar fur’s war crimes Nihilists
28. In-ward anti-Universalists
29. One-dimensional cultural Relativists
30. Extremely nasty Tribalists
31. Nonchalant- paladin Irredentists
32. Skilful Money–brokery Carrier-ists
33. Incorrigible pernicious Terrorists
34. Dismally dirty Gerry -mander-ists.
35. Convoluted behaviour Protagonists
36. Unparalleled political Pragmatists
37. Adamant Pseudo- ‘Islamicists’
38. Democracy trenchant Reduction-ists
39. All-time crisis-stricken Supremacists
40. Good heavens, willy-nilly ‘Gonabbe’ Democratist-s?