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SHOPPING @ WAL-MART
> One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to
>> Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess
>> I'd better see a doctor."
>> "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of
>> money," Mike replies.
>> "There's a diagnostic computer down at Wal-Mart.
>> Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell
>> you what's wrong and what to do about it.
>> It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars . . . A
>> lot cheaper than a doctor."
>> So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and
>> takes it to Wal-Mart.
>> He deposits ten dollars, and the computer lights up
>> and asks for the urine sample. He pours the sample
>> into the slot and waits.
Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:
"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water
>> and avoid heavy activity. It will improve in two
>> weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart."
>> That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
>> technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer
>> could be fooled.
>> He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog,
>> urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a
>> sperm sample for good measure.
>> Joe hurries back to Wal-Mart, eager to check the
>> results. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his
>> concoction, and awaits the results.
The computer prints the followings:
>> 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.
>> (Aisle 9)
>> 2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
>> shampoo. (Aisle 7)
>> 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into
>> rehab.
>>
>> 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.
>> Get a lawyer.
>> 5 If you don't stop playing with yourself, your
>> elbow will never get better!
>> Thank you for shopping @ Wal-Mart
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