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 ضحكة الخميس ... ايميل عن ســودانـيــر !!!
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واصبحنا شعبا يجيد النكتة المسموعة والمكتوبة والمنقولة
اها ده ايميل عن سودانيير وصلني صباح اليوم من الصديق ياسر نجيلة
وناس الترجمة حقو يترجموهو لتعم البسمة الجميع
وخامسني دايماًًمبتسم
Sudan Airways Al Salamu alaykoum.
This is your captain Al Moghira Dagash welcoming both seated and
standing passengers on board of Sudan Airways. We apologize for the four-days delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in selling milk from my cow with my only means of transportation being a donkey. This is flight 747 to Khartoum Airport. Landing there is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in Sudan. And, if luck is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village! Sudan Airways has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our passengers have reached their destination. Â If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off! We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we
forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie
buffs, we will be flying right next to BMI Airlines, where their
movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.There is no smoking allowed in this airplane. Any smoke you see in
the cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us
to slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly
as close as possible for the best view. If however, we go a little
too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies
right through the landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an
upright position for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those
of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly fasten your own belt to
the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat,
do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain
how to fasten yourself to your suitcase. Thanking you all for choosing Sudan airways to fly for the first and last time' Wish You
a nice trip, Captain Al Moghira Dagash!!
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جمال السنوسي
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