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Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح (Re: fadlabi)

    اول حاجة:
    لو راجل اكتبو بالنرويجى

    تانى حاجة:

    الجبرك منو

    تالت حاجة:
    الراجل كان عرس كتر السكاليب عيب

    رابع حاجة:




    خامس حاجة:

    Quote: تهاجروا عشان تحتكوا بالعالم والثقافات وتعززوا الفردانية
    تعملوها لينا كلها عرس ..

    ألهاكم التكاثر يا فرده

    يا طلة
    فى احتكاك اكتر من العرس

    هاكم التكاسر ... ده

    Quote: يا طلال النسوان ديل واااااحد


    ,ده تقول فى زول مغالطو , انت كنت مفتكر شنو اها الرجال كم


    Quote: مافي اسهل من انك تدي المرة القروش ومفتاح العربية وتقول ليها اصلا ذوقك زيو ماف..
    وتواصل الجلوس على الاريكة والندم بهدوء على زواجك...

    خذوا الحكمة من افواه دكين
    معانا واحد حكيم هنا اسمو عبدالرحمن ,كل ما واحد من الشباب المعرسين يجى يشكى ليهو بوقفو من البداية ويقول ليهو ما تشكى لى انا موش نصحتك زمان

    Quote: البوست ده ناقصو عصام جبرالله


    قِر قِر قِر
    قِر قِر قِر
    قِر قِر قِر

    قِر قِر يا .........

    Evolution of Man
    The progress of Man from Prehistoric to Post Fast Food...




    Evolution of Women
    A-pair-ent evolution contradiction


    If evolution is true, why do mothers still only have one pair of hands?

    اتصبروا بالكلام ده شوية
    عشان تعرفوا انو المشكلة دى ابدية عالمية


    Quote: 2005 Marriage Wisdom

    A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

    A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband wanted".
    Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
    And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

    A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

    A man upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "Dad! I've found a woman just like mother"
    His father replied, "So what do you want? Sympathy?"

    A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

    A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

    A woman told her friend, "I made my husband a millionaire."
    "And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
    "A billionaire" he replied.

    After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."
    The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

    At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
    The other woman replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

    Eighty percent of married men cheat in the U.S. The rest cheat in Canada.

    First guy: "My wife's an angel."
    Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

    Getting married is very much like. going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, You wish you had ordered that.

    How do most men define marriage?
    An expensive way to get your laundry done free.

    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?

    I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor."
    I asked her, "Where's the car?"
    She replied, "In the lake."

    I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

    I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.

    I was married by a judge. I should, have asked for a jury.

    If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.

    It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

    Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

    Losing a wife can be very hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

    Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

    Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

    Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

    My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got myself two girlfriends.

    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

    My wife dresses to kill. She also cooks the same way.

    Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

    The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

    The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

    The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.

    Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and by then it was too late."

    When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

    When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

    Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

    Words to live by: Do not argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.

    You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

    You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nights, and so does she.

    Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
    Dad: "That happens in every country, son."
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خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi18-06-06, 02:29 PM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Muna Khugali18-06-06, 02:35 PM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح طلال عفيفي18-06-06, 02:56 PM
      Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi18-06-06, 03:47 PM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi18-06-06, 03:41 PM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح عاطف عمر18-06-06, 02:53 PM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi18-06-06, 03:50 PM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح بارعة18-06-06, 04:09 PM
      Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi19-06-06, 03:59 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح DKEEN18-06-06, 03:47 PM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح معتصم الطاهر18-06-06, 04:14 PM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi19-06-06, 04:20 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح DKEEN18-06-06, 04:23 PM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi19-06-06, 04:18 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Ahmed Mohammed Osman19-06-06, 02:57 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi19-06-06, 04:24 AM
      Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Ahmed Mohammed Osman19-06-06, 04:39 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح saadeldin abdelrahman19-06-06, 03:29 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح خدر19-06-06, 03:51 AM
      Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi20-06-06, 08:29 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi20-06-06, 08:27 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Ahmed Mohammed Osman19-06-06, 03:46 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح saadeldin abdelrahman19-06-06, 01:30 PM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح esam gabralla19-06-06, 06:13 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi20-06-06, 08:45 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح عاطف عمر19-06-06, 06:37 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Bakhaf19-06-06, 07:00 AM
      Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح عشة بت فاطنة20-06-06, 08:36 AM
        Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Bakhaf20-06-06, 08:49 AM
          Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi20-06-06, 08:59 AM
        Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi20-06-06, 08:58 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح fadlabi20-06-06, 08:47 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح DKEEN20-06-06, 09:39 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح lana mahdi20-06-06, 09:43 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح عاطف عمر21-06-06, 06:25 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح DKEEN20-06-06, 10:07 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح محمد الامين احمد20-06-06, 10:17 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح غادة عبدالعزيز خالد20-06-06, 10:34 AM
      Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Tabaldina21-06-06, 07:57 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Bakhaf20-06-06, 10:35 AM
      Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح خدر20-06-06, 04:28 PM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Tabaldina21-06-06, 02:53 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Osama Ahmed21-06-06, 05:59 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح خدر09-07-06, 08:38 AM
  Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح Ibrahim Algrefwi09-07-06, 10:37 AM
    Re: خدر كلامو طلع صاح غادة عبدالعزيز خالد09-07-06, 07:52 PM


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