WHO IS YOUR CHILD'S FRIEND

2013-08-18 18:53:00
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Dramiga Herbert

If you think your child is a bully, wait a minute for what I am about to tell you because you will be lying too much. But don't try this one black pea in the beans. You will be very lucky if you miss burying your son or daughter. Kids adore him like; we adults worship Allah and fear him like their fairy night mares. He is wild raging fire, an upcoming and uncompromising tyrant
News caught up with me from my neighbor’s child that he paraded all the village kids into submission that hellish evening after a swimming escapade down the stream. That in one hand was a mug of water and in the other fresh red-hot chili 'Capsules'. Unlike other days where little champions were crowned by him for beating silly other kids from the neighboring village, but that day was different.
Forty chilies for one sip of water and you earned your freedom. Without hesitation, one after the other the entire troupe was done. Every child sat bleating mucus in tears as he monitored signs of possible uprising and an attempted coupe d’état on his supremacy.
This kid is the Baddest-Villain I have ever heard of in the children's kingdom. He is every piece nasty, guilty and ever in the wrong places for catastrophic reasons. This is the wrong face of the die you would never love to play. Parents hear of him through their children and those who meet him, meet him for the wrong and unpleasant news. He is so stout with popping global eyes and gapping mandibles, but wrestles fiercely to near death kids much older than he is who threaten his leadership....he nicknamed himself 'JOHN CENA'. He looks a Juvenile from a prison break.
Now imagine this little Ape of a man with the absolute mandate of administering to them what is labeled on "KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN"? Where would your kid be with 40 tablets of Aspirin taken an hour away from the nearest health facility? This kid is practically lethal. Never take this little demon for granted he has the immense potential to put you in a collision course with your entire neighborhood if you have him for a son and on extremes can be an epicenter of unending family, clan and tribal conflicts.
Please watch out for who your kid's Commando is because this story is real, because the narrator was a victim.
Dramiga Herbert
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