HARD-DISK woman

INTERNET woman:
Woman of difficult access.
WINDOWS woman:
Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no
one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER woman:
She does not worth anything, but at least she is a fun!
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
MULTIMEDIA woman:
She makes horrible things look beautiful.
USER woman:
She messes up everything she does and she asks always
more than she needs.
CD-ROM woman:
She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.