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| 09-02-2009, 09:43 AM |
أمين فاروق
 أمين فاروق
Registered: 07-26-2008
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy.
If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster
than electronic banking.. It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison
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| 09-02-2009, 09:47 AM |
أمين فاروق
أمين فاروق
Registered: 07-26-2008
Total Posts: 124
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I've had bad luck with both my wives.
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
(James Holt McGavra)
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
(Patrick Murra)
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once....
(Nash)
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| 09-02-2009, 09:52 AM |
أمين فاروق
أمين فاروق
Registered: 07-26-2008
Total Posts: 124
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'.
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said
the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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'Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
(Anonymous)
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